I Know All About Dinosaurs!

excerpt from The Adventures of Sue

Fiction

By Claire

9-27-1997

Dear Ms. Chambers

Would you like to hear story?

I had just thought of it!

If so, Here goes.

The Adventures of Sue

Once upon a time, there lived a woman called Mrs. Rumphius. She was married and lives with her husband.  Infact, she had just married yesterday.  Mr. and Mrs. Rumphuis, they both were rich. There lived Johnny Appleseed, a man who lived next door.  

Oneday when Mrs. Rumphuis had a big fat, tummy, when she was resting in her chamber, the doorbell rang.  Her servent Alice went to the door.  Johnny Appleseed, his wife Violet and their song David came.  Alice said, "Miss Rumphius is in her room." They went to her room.  "Hello," said Johnny, "havin' a baby?"  "Looks like it." said Violet. "That's true." said Alice and David.  "Well..." said Mrs. Rumphuis feeling a baby kicking her stomach.  Mr. Vivaldi another servent came in saying, "Yes she is."The kicking became harder.  The kicking was so hard a baby fell out of Mrs. Rumphius Belly! "Ahhhhhhhhhh!" shouted all of them. Mrs. Bernstein, Mr. Bernstein, Mr. Rumphius and their daughter Lisa came running in.  "What's the matter?" they all said puzzled.  Then they saw the baby!  They fainted all at once. Mrs. Rumphius' stomach was ripped!  But soon her stomach flattened.  "I can't believe my eyes!" There eyes widened.  Lisa said, "I'll take a look at her fingerprint."  Then she said, "Name her Sue.  Her finger says SUE."  Soon everybody was pulling her finger. "STOP!" she yelled.  David said, "Is this a baby????" Everybody froze.  Nobody ever heard a baby that could talk after it was born 2 seconds ago.  How would there be a baby like this?  I couldn't believe it either.  Oh, my, Oh, my, baby.  You wouldn't want a baby like this.  

everyone loves some sun

date: 28 Jan

today The Sun was Shaining and nise
Sun verry good Sun.

poems by a 6-year old

Date: 8-24

Hello today

I am going 

to say a 

poem sun

     very good

sun very shining

sun

   good

     good

  good bye

   um nd 

      nothing

Date: 11-1-1995,

Hello today I 

want to say a poem snow verry

   good good rrr

   Good Bye

an excerpt from Silly Trips

[...] My house was like a Haunted house because it was 3 o'clock.  The next morning, we were too scared to go to my room.  Then we went to my parents bedroom. "WAKE UUUUP!!!" we screamed.  Then they woke up.  We told them there were ghosts here. Then, we told our neighbor-hood that ghosts were to Japan.  Then Mr. View the wise man said, "We should move to another country!" "HURRAY!!!" we cheered for him.  Half of the people said they'd move to India.  A quarter and a half of the people decided to go to Hawaii.  Then everybody in the neighborhood said they wanted to move to India.  The whole neighborhood spend their money and bought a BIG, ENORMOUS, HUGe HUMONGUS tent. Then we flew to India.  But they needed water so, they lived near the beach.  But there were mermaid ghosts so they moved to Hawaii.  We moved to Hawaii by sticking wings onto the tent!  We all ran into the tent and closed the tent.  As soon as the tent started to fly, we said good bye to the people in India.  When we landed on Oahu (where is somewhere in Hawaii) we did not have enough money to borrow a hotel so we set up our tent in Waikiki beach!