I Know All About Dinosaurs!

excerpt from The Adventures of Sue

Fiction

By Claire

9-27-1997

Dear Ms. Chambers

Would you like to hear story?

I had just thought of it!

If so, Here goes.

The Adventures of Sue

Once upon a time, there lived a woman called Mrs. Rumphius. She was married and lives with her husband.  Infact, she had just married yesterday.  Mr. and Mrs. Rumphuis, they both were rich. There lived Johnny Appleseed, a man who lived next door.  

Oneday when Mrs. Rumphuis had a big fat, tummy, when she was resting in her chamber, the doorbell rang.  Her servent Alice went to the door.  Johnny Appleseed, his wife Violet and their song David came.  Alice said, "Miss Rumphius is in her room." They went to her room.  "Hello," said Johnny, "havin' a baby?"  "Looks like it." said Violet. "That's true." said Alice and David.  "Well..." said Mrs. Rumphuis feeling a baby kicking her stomach.  Mr. Vivaldi another servent came in saying, "Yes she is."The kicking became harder.  The kicking was so hard a baby fell out of Mrs. Rumphius Belly! "Ahhhhhhhhhh!" shouted all of them. Mrs. Bernstein, Mr. Bernstein, Mr. Rumphius and their daughter Lisa came running in.  "What's the matter?" they all said puzzled.  Then they saw the baby!  They fainted all at once. Mrs. Rumphius' stomach was ripped!  But soon her stomach flattened.  "I can't believe my eyes!" There eyes widened.  Lisa said, "I'll take a look at her fingerprint."  Then she said, "Name her Sue.  Her finger says SUE."  Soon everybody was pulling her finger. "STOP!" she yelled.  David said, "Is this a baby????" Everybody froze.  Nobody ever heard a baby that could talk after it was born 2 seconds ago.  How would there be a baby like this?  I couldn't believe it either.  Oh, my, Oh, my, baby.  You wouldn't want a baby like this.  

everyone loves some sun

date: 28 Jan

today The Sun was Shaining and nise
Sun verry good Sun.

poems by a 6-year old

Date: 8-24

Hello today

I am going 

to say a 

poem sun

     very good

sun very shining

sun

   good

     good

  good bye

   um nd 

      nothing

Date: 11-1-1995,

Hello today I 

want to say a poem snow verry

   good good rrr

   Good Bye

an excerpt from Silly Trips

[...] My house was like a Haunted house because it was 3 o'clock.  The next morning, we were too scared to go to my room.  Then we went to my parents bedroom. "WAKE UUUUP!!!" we screamed.  Then they woke up.  We told them there were ghosts here. Then, we told our neighbor-hood that ghosts were to Japan.  Then Mr. View the wise man said, "We should move to another country!" "HURRAY!!!" we cheered for him.  Half of the people said they'd move to India.  A quarter and a half of the people decided to go to Hawaii.  Then everybody in the neighborhood said they wanted to move to India.  The whole neighborhood spend their money and bought a BIG, ENORMOUS, HUGe HUMONGUS tent. Then we flew to India.  But they needed water so, they lived near the beach.  But there were mermaid ghosts so they moved to Hawaii.  We moved to Hawaii by sticking wings onto the tent!  We all ran into the tent and closed the tent.  As soon as the tent started to fly, we said good bye to the people in India.  When we landed on Oahu (where is somewhere in Hawaii) we did not have enough money to borrow a hotel so we set up our tent in Waikiki beach!

an excerpt from Me, My Family, and Everyone Else!

[...] And then I'm going to tell you about how I got all my pets!

When I was little I went to Taiwan but my dad stayed home and he bought Andy my dog.  She grew very quickly.  When I was little, Then I got my fish.  There were alot at first. But now there isn't that much.  Then when I was about 5, I bought a pet rabbit  Then about the next month it died, because when my dad put it outside me and my mom kept it inside because it was winter. And that kept on happening.  But what made it stop?  One day when it was snowing, my rabbit was outside  Since it was so cold, my rabbit died.  Then in a very long time I got 2 turtles from a friend since she was going to Korea.   Then not so long from now, oneday, my family was cleaning the house, my dad told me the turtles were dead and he threw them away.

Let's be sure not to include this blurb in any pet adoption applications.

a nine-year old's first impression of new york city

We are now in New York City.  It isn't as scary as I thought.  But I still think I've to be very careful.  (We're going to visit a lot of places. Broadway musical, Chinatown, Prett, maybe central park, the Statue of Liberty, and maybe the Empire State building)
by Claire Wang

Forgot to tell 'ya something!
We flew from Baltimore, and the airplane was pretty small.  We also still have to wait for a suitcase 'cause it was sent to another place.  Now, we can't take a shower.  (But I mean Hurray!)
BYE!!!

Right now, were off to the Empire state building.  Aftheer, we're going to go to Broadway Musical.  See 'ya later Collie! '

Hi. So here we are in Old York City.  It doesn't look New to me.  I wanna tell you ya something.  We actually didn't go to the Empire State Building but we rode inside a horse carriage!  It was nice. Oh! Did I tell you I got a new Beanie Baby named Strut the rooster? It's really cute.  I can't wait to see the Statue of Liberty.  But I do think it's a bit far away.

Not exactly for but......
I'M BORED!!!! Now what? Oh yeah. Mom's going to wash my hair.  Oh how I wish I hadn't missed Sport's Day (sigh) Oh, ah, mom's calling.  See you later aligator!

OOOHH! Finally!  Done with that! "When are we going to Broadway Musical?" "Were going........" I am waiting patient OKAY!  Were going!

It's reaaaally late right now.  I went to see 'Beauty & the Beast,' a Broadway Musical.  Well, goodnight.  I am ready to sleep.
Yawn,
Claire

Today we just went to see Pratt my brother's school.  He didn't quite show us around.  Now what. Oh yeah. We didn't get to see the Statue of Liberty :( But we saw one that was small.  A 6-year old would be able to touch her head! (Of course we didn't get to go inside her head.)  Oh well. Must I say goodbye? Goodbye!



I think I used to keep a diary and I called the diary "Collie" as if I was writing to somebody

School!

School!

Dedicated to Andy my dog

because I like her so much!!

Oneday I was walking down a sidewalk with my mom.  Then I saw a school.  "Can I go to that school?"  I asked my mom, It was hometime but my mom didn't know.  Me either.  So my mom said, "O.K."

Off we went.  We played basketball.  I thew the ball into the basket.  We both waited for the ball to come down.  But it seemed like the ball would never come down.  And that was true.  I decided to take a drink.  "Let's go take a drink since it's just ten meters away." I said. 

So we walked ten meters.  We walked for ten meters but there was one inch left.  Then we became sleepy.  Actually tired.  So we decided to sleep in the classroom.  I was sleeping on Elizabeth's desk and my mother was sleeping on Asa's desk.  Then I yelled out to my mother, "This is my classroom!"

"Don't be a silly goose, Claire," answered my mother, "this still Yokohama." "Stop arguing!" I yelled.  I yelled so loud that the whole building shook.  But then we both asleep.  The next morning when we woke up, and 2A came in, they all yelled at Ms. Craft, "Here's a new girl in our class!"  Then Ms. Craft walked over to me and said, "It's just Claire."

Name: Claire Wang

Age: 7

I'm an expert at playing piano.

My favorite book is Roald Dah'ls books.

My best school subject is writing stories

because I love to write stories.

What I like to do most is playing in Waikiki beach.

When I grow up I will be a store keeper.

Other books by this author: "My dream that came out last night."

I made it sound like Waikiki beach was my backyard. That was not the case. I went there once. 

My dream that came out last night

My dream that came out last night

Dedicated to my family

because they will be surprised

Oneday I was with Laya walking along a pathway. To the right side there was a cliff.  First I fell down the cliff.  Then Laya fell down. 

Next we climbed back up.  Then we both fell down at the same time!  Laya landed in the water and  I was sitting on a rock.  I saw a cat playing a guitar. 

It was with a mouse which was friends with the cat!  Laya got out of the water and we both walked on the rocks.  Then we saw two sixth graders! They were in front of water that stood by itself without glass! 

Each of us had one sixth grader.  Laya went with her sixth grader before me.  Then I saw a mantaray which is a kind of a sea creature. I Then I pulled my hand back from the sixth grader. 

When it passed by us my sixth grader said "Lets go!" so we went.  When we got to the very end we got up and we climbed up on something that looked like a slide exept that it didn't have the thing to slide down.  Oh! I forgot to tell you that a sea turtle was following us!

We were searching for a pet.  My sixth grader said, "Don't take care," because there wasn't any pet to take care of.  Next, we went on a slide.  "Take care!" was what my sixth grader said because a sea turtle was hatching from an egg! 

(Thats how my dream ended!)

Name: Claire Wang

Age: 7

I'm an expert at playing piano.

My favorite book is Ruthie the robot.

My best school subject is Art

because I like the things I do.

What I like to do most is reading and sleeping.

When I grow up I will be a author.

Other books by this author: This is my first book.

Obviously based on a real dream because none of this makes sense. 

about the author

I have dark brown hair that looks black. Inside my house, I have two turtles and five or six fish.  Outside I have a dog.  She is called Andy.  In my family I have two brothers. One is called Gary and he is twenty.  The other is Tse-wei and he is seventeen.  I'm the youngest you know?  I am just seven!  My name is Claire.  The family comes from Taiwan.  But my brothers and I act American.  I live in Yokohama.  My favorite book is Ruthie the Robot.  I like to go to Oahu.  My favorite sport is swimming.  I love sushi! When I grow up I'll be an author.  I'm in 2A.  My teachers is Ms. Craft.  I like her!  I have too many pencil cases.  My favorite show is Full House.  But I can't watch it anymore because I have painting class.  My favorite color is yellow.  My favorite animal is the kangaroo.  I have lots of bags and books!! Since I was a baby I have been a world traveler!  I went to Spain when I was a baby, to America when I was little and now.  I went to Taiwan when I was a baby and now too.  I went to Hong Kong but I don't remember it - my dad told me. I went to Oahu when I was just like seven.  I like songs.  I collect writing rocks!  I sometimes play by myself but only at home though.

Claire
11-14-96


Note that I was seven when I wrote this. 

The cracked moon.

Claire Sept 10 1996

The cracked moon.

Once there was a rocket and inside there had three men called, Shank, Shoks and Shokworth. The rocket landed on the moon.  Then the three men stepted on the moon then the moon tried to crack.  The Astronots didn't float Shoks and Shokworth were both hugging each outher, closing their eyes tightly.  Shanks was in the outher side.   in between them it was something like a creature!  Shanks jumped over the crackin line.  "I think were standing on a giant egg." said Shanks. "So we better fly back!" so they jumped in thier rocket and flyed back to the earth


Shortest moonwalk ever.
Also, where did these character names come from?

The servent who couldn't help it

The servent who couldn't help it 

Once ther lived a princess. Oneday when she woke up she decided she'd have egg.  So she ran down to the dinning hall. She told one servent she wanted eggs. "good morning Ann!" said the servent. "Good morning to you to! I'd get egg for my breakfast." "Sure!" said the servent. The servent went in the kitchen and got an egg. He forgot to put it in the oven.  So he brought cold egg out of the kichen.  Then put it in front of the princess.  Then the princess tried the egg politely.  "Peh!!!!" said the princess. The servent looked very sorry.  "Put it in the oven!!!!" yelled the princess at the sorry servent.  The servent took the plate and dissapered into the kitchen.  Then the servent put the egg in the oven.  He pressed the button that makes thirty-seconds.  Then when the oven went like "Beep beep!!!" the servent opened the oven, took the plate and got out of the kitchen.  Then he put it infront of the princess.  The princess took a bite and spit it out and yelled out, "Hooot!" Well now the servent couldn't do anything.  So he gave the princess a cake. 

Customer service at its finest

Ami & the Kissing Part

Oneday Ami woke up. She changed and ate her breakfast. "Mom," she said to her mother, "I'm going to the park." "Sure," said her mother. Ami was already 13 years old!  She skipped to the park. "Hello," said Michael her boyfriend. "Hi," said Ami nervously. "CHEER UUUUP!!!" Michael screamed.  Ami climbed up the jungle gym.  Michael followed.  Ami slid down.  She went to the swing and swinged fast so Michael would not catch her.  Michael ran to where Ami was.  When the swing came towards him, he catched Ami.  "What?" Ami asked. "Well," Michael started "when we grow we can we marry?" Ami made a face as she didn't know what he was talking about.  "Okay." said Ami not so sure.  Michael moved up to Ami & kissed her.  "AHHH!" Ami cried as she ran back home when Michael was giggling.

THE END

About the characters
Ami is a real girl in my class I do not know if Michael is a real boy. Ami is not 13 yet  but she will be 13, Her mother is a real person.


I have no idea what the "part" in kissing part is supposed to be.